Thursday, May 18, 2006

Tom Cruise's Impossible Mission

As super-spy, Ethan Hunt, Tom Cruise has:
1. "Flew" from an exploding helicopter to the top of a TGV in Part 1,

2. Scaled a rocky mountain with bare hands in Part 2,

3. Leapt from the top of a skyscraper in Shanghai in Part 3.

And yet he couldn't open the door of a Bugatti Veyron to let his pregnant other half, Katie Holmes, out.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

United Parcel Service

Does UPS stand for Urine Plus Shit?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A glorious sunset