Chris Rock's "How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked"
posted by Mockingbird at
10:09 AM
For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. The pants of Bruce Banner don’t tear when he expands into the Hulk because he wears super-elastic spandex pants. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A man of few spoken words is a sleeping volcano which will explode with extreme fury and violence when he exacts vengeance upon the evildoer(s).
2 Comments:
Chris Rock is a witty comedian; I wonder what would happen if he tried Whose Line Is it Anyway as a guest...
It would be utterly hilarious if Chris Rock appeared on Whose Line Is It Anyway? :D
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