Thursday, March 08, 2007

Things a man can say to a woman to end a fight

Below is a list of recommended phrases a man can say to his woman if he wants to end a fight

which they are in:

1. I want to hear all about it. (Let the woman vent out everything.)
2. I love you.
3. Sorry, it was all my fault.
4. You are so beautiful.

The catch: The man has to mean what he says.

24 Comments:

Blogger JOEPSC said...

The problem is saying it with all sincerity!

Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 8:46:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Joepsc: When a man is angry during a fight with his significant other half, it's already very hard for him to say those words, let alone saying them sincerely :p

Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 9:35:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Robin said...

So.. here u are..

and true true true

Friday, March 9, 2007 at 10:07:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Robin: Yo buddy, is it any wonder why woman is also known as one of the greatest mysteries of the universe?

Friday, March 9, 2007 at 1:35:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

This method do not work that effectively. I just encountered a masssive class fight involving a man vs two mad girls.

Friday, March 9, 2007 at 10:53:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

I just enoountered a massive class fight, over a small matter. No more love and no more tolerance, all is rages and hates.

Friday, March 9, 2007 at 10:57:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: There is a time for everything. A time for love and a time for hate. A time for war and a time for peace.

Saturday, March 10, 2007 at 3:45:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

Hmmmm I think I rather keep my mouth shut in case S**t starts flying LOL

Monday, March 12, 2007 at 12:56:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Fantasy "sticky" Flier: I know what you mean pal. It's better to keep one's mouth shut than to say something wrong and get into trouble for it :p

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 10:59:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger old beng said...

Me never fight with my cha-bo-lang cos we draw a clear line on all issues in a simple way.

Big issues I decide;
Small issues she decides;
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*softly* what is considered big issue or small issue, she decides :(

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 12:45:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Old Beng: Looks like you're the submissive type of hubby :)

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 1:17:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

Old beng's theory is the same as those ancient Chinese Empires. The Emperor control the big issues while the Empree take charge of small family issues.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 2:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: Was there any henpecked Emperor who was controlled by the Empress? As in the Empress decided on which issues were either major or minor?

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 5:29:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Old Beng said...

Mockingbird and LXZ
You 2 kns la, keep disturbing me =_="""

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 11:19:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Old Beng: No offense intended pal. It's just that there will always be chauvinistic men jeering at those who are miserable when their wives are not around them. I'm not one of those MCPs okay? I respect you as a man who loves his wife dearly and can't live happily without her :)

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 at 10:01:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

>> It's just that there will always be chauvinistic men jeering at those who are miserable when their wives are not around them.

--> You are referring to me. ^_^

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 at 11:37:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

>> Was there any henpecked Emperor who was controlled by the Empress? As in the Empress decided on which issues were either major or minor?

--> Qing Dynasty, henpecked Emperor Tong Zhi and Guan Xu who was controlled by the wicked Empress Qi Xi. The last Empire fallen as a result of this women.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 at 11:39:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: I thought there is a girl you're interested in? I don't think she would be too pleased to know you're a chauvinist. Ha, ha, ha...! :D

The wicked Empress Qi Xi surely was a woe unto her Emperor :p

Thursday, March 15, 2007 at 11:22:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

>> I don't think she would be too pleased to know you're a chauvinist.

--> So you are really referring to me, ah?

>> I thought there is a girl you're interested in?

--> No more.

Thursday, March 15, 2007 at 12:47:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: What happened? You mean you expressed your interest in her and she rejected you? I had been rejected countless times by the girls whom i had expressed interest in. I like them but they don't like me. They don't like mee, they like kway teow.

Thursday, March 15, 2007 at 4:21:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

She rejected me on end-Dec, 2005. She is the blogger "Zu Zi" whom I persued for 2 years but failed.

Kway Teow man is angry now. ^_^

Friday, March 16, 2007 at 11:31:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: Why is Kway Teow Man angry with Zu Zi? Has she dumped him?

Monday, March 19, 2007 at 9:37:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Parka said...

Nice. Could be idea for my comic strip.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 at 9:29:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Parka: Yes, you should upload your comic strips onto your blog :)

Thursday, March 22, 2007 at 9:27:00 AM GMT+8  

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