Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Car Security System

Cars nowadays come equipped with car alarm cum security systems

that are getting more advanced. So advanced an "armed" car can talk to you in an "intimidating" tone if you were so much as to go or just pass by "near" it, let alone touch it. The car would tell you something like "KEEP CLEAR! YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THIS VEHICLE!"

Wouldn't it be nice if a vehicle as such can be armed with a flame thrower

to deter the would-be-assailants of its passenger(s)?

There are amored BMW

cars that come equipped with flame-throwers. Having 70-75mm bullet-resistant glass is not enough. If someone dares go near a vehicle as such, he would be literally torched.

Then there's the pesky parking attendant

that comes issuing you a summon when you either don't or least expect one.

How would you like to have your car equipped with a laser-emitting device

to zap these buggers?


Blogger See Fei said...

wat liao...wat if gahmen said all car must come with laser emitting device that zap car owners if they dont put parking coupons? or overstay their duration? scary.....

Wednesday, September 13, 2006 at 4:16:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mickell said...

To See Fei: Ha, ha, ha...! :D When government fails and falls, anarchy ensues. So much for civil liberty ;p

Wednesday, September 13, 2006 at 5:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Joepsc said...

Why be a slave to a security phobia about one's car when it is supposed to give comfort and pleasure? Is that so-called convenience worth it all?

Thursday, September 14, 2006 at 3:03:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Paddy Tan said...

Cycling a tricycle maybe less scary. A press of the wrong button, your own car fry you up. :)

Thursday, September 14, 2006 at 3:16:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Righteous said...

I think those car robbers in Johor Bahru, better think twice before they attempt to rob a particular car who has all those features mentioned here.

They will either be shot, burn, or faced with laser attacks.

Thursday, September 14, 2006 at 7:33:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mickell said...

To Joepsc: It's an irony of life indeed. For those who can afford a car, they may not be able to live without one. For those who can hardly afford one, they are better off living without one. Afterall, Singapore's got one of the best public transportation systems in the whole world! :D

To Paddy: For normal cars not equipped with such fancy frying gadgets, parking in the sun alone is enough to fry our asses when we get back into the car ;p

To Righteous: Indeed, it sure would be good to have such defensive gadgets to deter car robbers in JB ;p

Friday, September 15, 2006 at 1:37:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

actually got such things, SAAB actually built one liddat for the Bond books by John Gardner....and its a real car..

Saturday, September 16, 2006 at 12:09:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said... here check it out ....

Saturday, September 16, 2006 at 12:15:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger DK said...

A bit the overkill to have those install on ur car. hahahaha....

Monday, September 18, 2006 at 12:04:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mickell said...

To Fantasyflier: Cool! How nice if we can afford one to deter our would-be attackers heh? :)

To DK: It's not overkill for the super-rich who need to protect themselves at all costs :p

Monday, September 18, 2006 at 4:49:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

testing... testing...

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 at 10:44:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger 老星洲 said...

YES!!! Blogger has solved the issue of commentating.

I can now posted comments on your non-Beta blog.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 at 10:45:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mickell said...

To Lao Xing Zhou: Cool! :D

Thursday, September 21, 2006 at 12:08:00 PM GMT+8  

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