Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Big Mouth and Small Asshole

Have you ever wondered why is our mouth so much bigger than our asshole?

Maybe it's because God wants us to eat more but fart and shit less?

If only our asshole were as big as our mouth, we would not have painful problems of hemorrhoids and piles (H&Ps). We would be able to fart and shit quietly too.

H&Ps are literally pain in the ass.

3 Comments:

Blogger Joepsc said...

What goes in is more than what comes out, the missing part is food to our body...so we don't need as big an outlet, haha..I'm only gassing!

Wednesday, November 1, 2006 at 12:26:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mickell said...

To Joepsc: You're only gassing. Ha, ha, ha...! :D That's a good 1! :)

Wednesday, November 1, 2006 at 5:57:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger dreamy princess said...

What a funny analogy you have for the mouth and the asshole. haha ;)

hope you don't have any H&P.

Friday, November 3, 2006 at 12:20:00 PM GMT+8  

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