Dog Shit
This morning, i stepped out of my car to read TODAY newspaper while waiting for my wife. I only managed to scan through the front page's headlines when i heard her getting into the car. I dumped the papers onto the backseat and got back into the driver's seat.
As i was moving the car off, she asked me:
"Yee... Lao Gong, what's that stinky smell? Did you just step on dog shit?"
I looked down onto my brake and accelerator pedals and realised i did step on dog shit.
After i reached the office, i spent over half an hour using a wet cloth to wipe the shit away. Had to wash the cloth and repeat the process four times. Managed to remove the shit, most of it anyway. But the stinky stench remains, even if it's just faintly.
As i was moving the car off, she asked me:
"Yee... Lao Gong, what's that stinky smell? Did you just step on dog shit?"
I looked down onto my brake and accelerator pedals and realised i did step on dog shit.
After i reached the office, i spent over half an hour using a wet cloth to wipe the shit away. Had to wash the cloth and repeat the process four times. Managed to remove the shit, most of it anyway. But the stinky stench remains, even if it's just faintly.
posted by Mockingbird at
1:35 PM
12 Comments:
Fabulous way to start the week :0 Singapore isn't as strict about cleaning up after your pets as other countries like America, which is a big pity.
To Le Raine: Big pity indeed. Laying papers for dogs to shit on is better than having to wipe the dog shit off the ground.
yeah here you dun clean up after yr dogs poo you're in deep shit wakakaa
psssst best way to clean your shoe fast is rub sole against grass preferably wet grass.. just make sure you dont step on poo again LOL
To Fantasyflier: i don't even have a pet dog. I stepped on somebody else's pet dog's crap :p
Wat a head start...go buy 4D la.
that's gross, always keep a lookout at the grass area for any "gold" anot...
Haha...Spray some perfume on the pedals will help..
To Leonard: Yah. Need to keep a lookout constantly. Can't walk without looking at the ground.
To Joepsc: The spray may eliminate the stink but the shoe base would have less grip on the "greasy" pedals.
To Dukester: Making them eat is a bit too much lah. Maybe getting them to pick up the shit and smear it on their faces would be enough.
To Xorpheus: Aiyah, too bad i don't buy 4-D and Toto as i don't gamble at all.
this is the first time i've ever heard of this happening in singapore!
it is truly the chinese year of the dog
teo kim liao - got buy 4D or not?
To Mark: Actually it does happen every now and then. It just doesn't get reported. Ha, ha, ha...! :D
To See Fei: Oh man. If i can buy 4-D, i would have bought it. Then if i strike 1st prize, i would have given you guys a great at the East Coast Seafood Center :p
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