Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bamboo Pole Gets Stolen

A couple of weeks ago, i noticed one of the bamboo poles outside my corridoor was missing. I realised it had been stolen.


Ever since i started staying in Sengkang in 2002, a few items outside my unit had been stolen:
1. A piece of Byford underwear
2. A piece of G-string
3. A pair of new Ocean Pacific slippers
4. A bamboo pole

Damned thief.

14 Comments:

Blogger Old Beng said...

G-string!!!! @_@""" whose?

Better keep all items inside your house, bro.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 3:13:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Old Beng: Who else but my wife's :p

I hang clothes outside to dry as they are dripping wet.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 3:55:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Smarty Pants said...

Why don't you hang out at your kitchen's balcony?

I wonder why would people steal a bamboo pole for?
Could it be lazy to buy their own or?

Lolx the thief is crazy stealing all this underwear, Ocean Pacific slippers and bamboo pole.

Stole your wife G-string??
Pervert Alert*

Unless a lady want some free G-string instead of buying it.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 7:51:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Smarty Pants: Actually my wife does hang her clothes inside the kitchen as they have been dried by the washing machine. I hang my clothes outside because i hand-wash them. So i hang them outside as they are dripping wet.

A bloody thief will steal anything. Yeah. Too damn cheapo to buy his or her own bamboo pole.

My wife suspected it could be a female neighbor who had stolen her G-string and OP slippers :p

Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 12:05:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger kamfei said...

the one, assuming is the same person, is a kinky & honey fella!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 3:37:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

Kinky, honey or not. If i ever find out who this bugger is, i would give him or her a flying kick :p

Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 5:54:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Smarty Pants said...

This kind of thief aught to be shot in front of Istana to show the rest of the country that stealing is wrong.

I guess your neighbour or whoever steals it want some free stuff instead of wasting few bucks buying it.

In the end it's quite weird for them to steal bamboo stick.

Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 10:24:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Whiskoffee said...

Bamboo stick? Hmmm...

Monday, July 30, 2007 at 2:02:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Whiskofee: A damned thief will still anything. Will he not? :p

Monday, July 30, 2007 at 12:21:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Old Beng said...

Chey, I thought it´s your G-string

Monday, July 30, 2007 at 6:24:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Old Beng: You mean you wear G-string? I think it's very uncomfortable :p

Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 9:26:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Emperor Liu said...

Those theives must have a brain that is filled with dust. A professional thief will steal cars and things that worth of high prices. A nutcase will only steal clothings, bamboo poles, underwears, and shoes.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 11:01:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Mockingbird said...

To Emperor Liu: You're right. This thief is dirt-brained. Must be a damn cheapo nutcase to steal all these cheap crap :p

Friday, August 10, 2007 at 4:41:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Smarty Pants said...

"A nutcase will only steal clothings, bamboo poles, underwears, and shoes."
Hahahaha

Well said.

Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 5:44:00 PM GMT+8  

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