Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Big Mouth and Small Asshole

Have you ever wondered why is our mouth so much bigger than our asshole?

Maybe it's because God wants us to eat more but fart and shit less?

If only our asshole were as big as our mouth, we would not have painful problems of hemorrhoids and piles (H&Ps). We would be able to fart and shit quietly too.

H&Ps are literally pain in the ass.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Why Phua Chu Kang is in its Final Season as PCK Pte Ltd

The Titanic Maneuver

You've got to give it to the creator(s) of this sliding ride for being creative.

Flower Power Biker

Caught this biker several weeks ago. Check out the sunflowers all over him and on his bike.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Dog Shit

This morning, i stepped out of my car to read TODAY newspaper while waiting for my wife. I only managed to scan through the front page's headlines when i heard her getting into the car. I dumped the papers onto the backseat and got back into the driver's seat.

As i was moving the car off, she asked me:

"Yee... Lao Gong, what's that stinky smell? Did you just step on dog shit?"

I looked down onto my brake and accelerator pedals and realised i did step on dog shit.

After i reached the office, i spent over half an hour using a wet cloth to wipe the shit away. Had to wash the cloth and repeat the process four times. Managed to remove the shit, most of it anyway. But the stinky stench remains, even if it's just faintly.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Son Adjusts Alarm Clock

One morning, we reached work unsually early. i usually reach my wife's office around 8am. But on this particular morning, i reached there at 7:45am. When i left my home, the sun had just begun to rise over the horizon.

Then we realised our 3-year-old son had adjusted the alarm clock

by around half an hour early.

He loves playing with the alarm clock because it's a talking one which tells the time with each push of the button.

Good thing he didn't adjust the alarm time forward, otherwise we might have been late for work.

Friday, October 06, 2006

From Redmond to Toulouse

What do Airbus

and Microsoft

have in common?